Posted 1 hour ago

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

(Source: ggaga)

Posted 1 day ago
dydney:

nerd cat gets pwned hardcore

dydney:

nerd cat gets pwned hardcore

Posted 1 day ago

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

Posted 1 day ago

mspbandj:

hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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(Source: darmani-remade)

Posted 1 day ago

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago
did-you-kno:

The people of North Korea have state-sanctioned hairstles.  There are 28 total choices; just 18 for women and 10 for me.
Source

did-you-kno:

The people of North Korea have state-sanctioned hairstles.  There are 28 total choices; just 18 for women and 10 for me.

Source

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

Posted 2 days ago
sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

sean-codyvevo:

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

OMG THIS IS HORRIFYING

Posted 2 days ago

michaxl:

smiling is so weird like you stretch your eating hole to show happiness

(Source: michaxl)

Posted 2 days ago

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

Posted 2 days ago

officialcherhorowitz:

"pizza is great but I can’t stand the crust"

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(Source: gangsterpng)

Posted 2 days ago

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

yeah I’m a alien.. rewgh

(Source: basedgosh)

Posted 2 days ago