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wet-chrome:

I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.

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neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

Slippery dick is of least concern

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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televisoin:

having only 2 friends in class and you have to pair up and they choose each other

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Posted 4 days ago
  1. doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  2. me: tell me thats not sick
  3. doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude