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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Posted 3 days ago
  1. baby: m....m...m
  2. mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  3. baby: m...m...
  4. baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

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validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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zlall:

"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.

Posted 6 days ago

wyattsalazar:

yesterday my dad and i were stuck indoors because of the weather and i said “we’re homestuck” and he looked at me, like he knew this was some meme shit, he knew the score, but he couldn’t place it. he just kept looking at me suspiciously, knowingly, warily. then he carefully said, “yes.”

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tsunamio:

spookynotsky:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
MY CAT??
HOW?!

fly

(Source: soranotsky)