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bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

Posted 5 hours ago

handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

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sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

Posted 5 hours ago

childservices:

sickomobb:

sucks that einstein was a zionist even though he supported black rights and ghandi was an incestual predator and freak and also racist

so kanye is really just better than both of them

this is known

(Source: shaunlopez)

Posted 5 hours ago

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(Source: maximumbuttitude)

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buttlicked:

DO IT FOR THE VINE. Please save my grape vines I am a farmer and this my only income.

Posted 5 hours ago

9gag:

When you’re the first person at the lunch table and you have to wait for your squad. #9gag

Posted 5 hours ago

bethmai:

congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film

you win: nothing

(Source: moaninglisasmile)

Posted 5 hours ago

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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(Source: kakerukurosawa)

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goodcleanchristianfun:

cassbones:

Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur

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